My birthday!

Today was my very very first birthday. I had a cake!

Alas, there was no dead squirrels on my cake. It was very tasty I thinks though.

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My Birthday

It's my birthday tomorrow! I is gonna be a whole year old!

Maybe I'll get a yummy cake with dead squirrels all over it.

I hoping so.

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Reading

I liked this book so muchness...

 

That I ate it all up!

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I caughts a birdy

I caughts a big pink birdy! It was flying around and around and I jumpsed and caughts it!

See? I caughts it! It dead. I ripped it aparts!

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I caughts a chipmunk!

I caughts a chipmunk! I ran at it and ripped it's earses off! I am so tough!

...Well actually it was an ornament.

But still! I caughts it! 

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Best Dream Ever

I dream of slow-moving three-legged squirrels.

Best dream ever.

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Walkies

I went on a looooong hike. It made my little legs hurt, but I got to chase lots of squirrels. I almost caught one. I wonder what it would taste like... yum.

I is so sleepy. I think I go sleep. Then I go chase more squirrels.

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My furcut

I went and searched for a picture of me with my furcut. I is so sneaky.

Owner likes to take pictures of me. Sometimes it annoys me.

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I is awake

I just awoked. I sleeped. It was a nice sleep. I sleeped with owner. I thinks I snored a bit. I just wants to tell you that I gots a new furcut. I didn't like getting my fur cut and I tried to run away buts I couldn't. Oh well. It feel nice and light now.

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Me Picture

I found a picture of me on owner computer. Don't tell owner that I been sneaking around owner stuff. I is sneaky. 

I went on hike with owner and other dog. Big and long. Made me tired and muddy. I got to rubs on furniture. I defends my territory but owner gots mad. Dunno why. I does a favour.

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Dinner

I went outs for dinner with my owner's family. The other dog came too. She the oldest dog. The family of owner has dog too. I had fun and tried to steal the human's foods. Later I was really really wanting to poop. I tells my owner this but owner no understand :(. So I poops on the floor. It not my fault. I tells the owner but owner ignores me.

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Me

This my first post. My name is Pippa and I is a cockapoo. I am not 1 year yet so I is very smarts for my age. I do this blog on my owner computer when owner is not looking :). I is so sneaky. Other animals that live with me are a three cats, one other dog and a hedgehog. The hedgehog doesn't like to play very much, dunno why...

My owner comes! I have to go beg for food. And maybe rip the toilet paper. Yum. I goes.

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